Laminate

As I walk around the ward, I’m seeming to get many smiles of recognition. This cheers me up and gives me confidence for the day ahead. Must say that I am pleased with the laminated “Vote LABOUR – PAUL BULL” I have hanging from a lanyard around my neck. It is visible at a distance, features my name, and can easily be tucked away under my t-shirt (Red, featuring one of Picasso’s drawings of a bull – thank you, Derren Brown) when I visit the polling stations, either to meet voters, collect numbers from tellers, or receive official figures from the polling station staff.